Full Tilt

I blame Matt.  He got me into this mess.  I've racked up over 30,000 points at Full Tilt in my first week of play.  Strangely, my favorite part of playing online isn't accumulating the fictitious money.  Rather, I get more lolz at Full Tilt than I ever expected...mostly from watching the chat window. I summarize below a conversation I had just this evening:

moron123: CMON PEPEOL BET

moron123: JSUT BET

moron123: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

moron123: WAKE UP WAKE UP

moron123: OH THAT WAS REALLY STUPID

emdeeay: please type louder.  we can't hear you.

moron123: YOUR GOING TO HAER WHEN I WIN THE NEXT HADN

emdeeay: no, really.  you should add lots of exclamation points to your sentences.  that way, we will all pay attention.

Dealer: emdeeay wins the pot (4625) with a full house, Aces full of Jacks

otherdude25: omg lol

Anyway, online poker is taking up more of my time than I care to admit.  It would be cool if we could all meet at a Full Tilt table one night.  I'm not suggesting that we replace the usual poker night, but mayhaps we could get Stembridge involved again if we play online every once in a while.  It's just an idea.

In other news, Peyton Manning is still a flat-faced mayonnaise eater.