Halloween Drinking Game

Halloween Movie Fest

Tonight I'm watching Halloween, The Exorcist, Rosemary's Baby, Candyman, Nightmare on Elm Street, Freddy Vs. Jason, House of 1000 Corpses, Night of the Living Dead, The Fog, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Psycho, The Birds, House on Haunted Hill and showgirls. Below is a drinking game I created after watching Friday the 13th parts 1-7.

Take a shot when
…Someone dies by normal means (gun, knife, rope, fire, car)
…Someone goes to inspect an empty house, room, basement, attic, or alley
…The lights go out
…The phone lines are down
…Someone says, “I’ll be right back”
…A couple dies
…A couple has sex
…You see boobies
…The music predicts a kill
…When someone smokes after sex
…When the alpha male says, “I’m not scared of a…(whatever is killing everyone)

Take 2 shots when
…Someone dies by non-traditional means (broken shard of glass, shovel, pruning shears, run over with a lawnmower, etc)
…A couple dies having sex
…When the music causes a false alarm
…Someone is impaled
…A girl dies when she’s in the bath or changing
…When people smoke pot (joint)
…When someone makes a joke about Jason Voorhees, Freddy Krueger or Michael Meyers
…When the black guy dies
…Someone says, “Maybe we should call the police”
…Someone says, “It’s over.”
…Someone makes a bad joke
…When the alpha male dies


Take 3 shots when
…When the killer comes back after everyone thinks he’s dead
…Someone is decapitated
…After a dream sequence
…When people take a hit off a bong
…Someone hides in a dumpster
…Someone is thrown off a building, boat or out of an airplane
…When the religious fanatic, old crazy guy or the cat lady dies
…Someone says, “It’s over” and it really isn’t.

Chug bitch
…You see a vajayjay
…When you figure out who the killer is
…The plot takes a turn for the ridiculous
…The Nerd saves the day and gets the girl.